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Sherlock Holmes and 'The Kiss of Death'
Copyright 2005 Peter C. Shumway


Chapter 12 - Misdirection

 

Sherlock Holmes' confidence in his abilities was sometimes perceived as arrogance or even as indignation.  Oftentimes Holmes would make a simple statement of fact concerning his faculties that would give the impression of boasting.  This apparent conceit was in fact an objective self-esteem and a rational evaluation of his talents.  His genius was revealed through his logical mind and through his powers more than by any distorted perception of his ego.

Holmes and Watson left the Opera House and returned to their Baker Street rooms.  Watson was still excited from the magic show.  Holmes was in a contemplative mood.  He barely listened while Watson kept talking about the various illusions Kellar had performed.  When they reached the top of the stairs, Holmes started to unlock the door.  Suddenly he stopped.

"Halloa!  What's this?" exclaimed he.

"What is it Holmes?"

The detective knelt down on one knee and examined the lock on the door.  Then he put his nose down to the floor and ran the tips of his fingers across the edge of the carpet.

"Someone has been in our rooms.  Stay where you are Watson there may be a trap."

Holmes stood up, slipped his revolver out from beneath his dress coat, opened the door and cautiously stepped into the sitting room.  First he checked the adjoining rooms to ensure the intruder was not about.  Then he examined the sideboard and Watson's desk, before turning his attentions to his own desk.  It was still locked.  Holmes inspected the breakfront and the chemistry table then he slowly walked around the dining table.  He thoughtfully considered each object upon the table before turning his powers of observation to the fireplace.  Finally he picked up his morocco case where he kept his hypodermic syringe and gave Watson a knowing smile.

"All is safe Watson.  The mischief has been prepared in a fixed-point fashion.  Our saboteur has clearly set the trap to injure only myself," remarked the detective as he set his revolver down on the mantelpiece.

"How can anyone set a trap and be sure who falls victim?"

"By knowing the habits of his prey."

Holmes picked up his bottle of seven-percent solution and held it up to the light.  Then he walked over to the lab table, picked up a test tube of white powder and tapped some of the crystals into the bottle.  The solution instantly turned dark brown.  Watson was beginning to understand.

"Well Holmes, it seems Menton has attempted an attack at your Achilles' heel.

"A most annoying analogy Watson."

Watson smiled.  "How did you know Menton was here earlier?  I do not see any evidence to give clue."

"There are no less than seven separate signs of intrusion not including the position of your chair."

"My chair?" repeated Watson.

Holmes set down the opiate bottle and walked over to Watson's armchair.

"If you recall, I used this chair as a target for my experiment with the blowgun.  The legs were set on these marks on the floor which I carved using my penknife.  They measure exactly twelve feet from the footstool by the lab table.  As you can now see the chair has been pushed aside."

Watson walked over and looked at the floor as Holmes continued.

"Before we left for the Opera House, I happened to notice the chair was still on the marks.  I wondered to myself how much longer it would be before Mrs. Hudson noticed my crude handiwork on her nice rug."

"It seems Menton has underestimated you Holmes."

Holmes ignored Watson's compliment.  He wrinkled his brow and paced around the room.  He walked back and forth between the fireplace, the front door and Watson's chair.

"Something is still amiss Watson.  Menton left an obvious trail of disruption from the scratched lock on the door to the pulled stitch of my morocco case.  He carelessly bumped the dining table causing the saltshaker to spill and scuffed the rug several times with the heels of his boots as he walked.  Then he proceeded to kick the coal scuttle from its black dust outline on the floor as he rearranged my belongings on the mantelpiece."

"Perhaps such a trail of clues is obvious to you Holmes however..."

"You're missing my point Watson," interrupted Holmes.  The path from the door to the fireplace is a straight one.  "Your chair should not have been in his way yet it has obviously been moved."

Holmes tapped his bottom lip with his forefinger and paced the floor twice more.  Then he stopped and looked up at Watson with a gleam in his eye.  Watson had witnessed that spark in his friend's eyes on several other occasions.  It was always a sign that Holmes had just discovered the missing piece to complete whatever criminal puzzle was at hand.

"What did Kellar say is a magician's greatest tool Watson?"

"Misdirection?" guessed he.

"Precisely.  A magician controls what the audience sees using simple misdirection and showmanship.  While the spectators are watching his right hand, his left hand does the dirty work."

Holmes reached down and picked up a needle that was secretly lodged, point up, in the seat cushion of Watson's sitting chair.

"Menton purposely left a trail to my morocco case in an attempt to divert my attentions from your chair.  He apparently wanted to punish me by attacking you my good fellow."

Watson was both amazed and horrified.  He walked over to the breakfront and nervously poured himself a drink.  He drank it standing up.

There was a clumsy knock at the open door and MacDonald stepped in.  He was carrying two large boxes.  From the inspector's flushed face and shortness of breath, Watson figured the boxes to be quite heavy.  MacDonald dropped them down on the floor with a loud thud.

"Well Mr. Holmes, here they be."

"The records from the Liverpool Shipping Office?  Excellent."

"These files contain the dock receipts from all the Indian Sea cargo ships for the past couple of years.  It will be a full day's work to look through all of them."

"More like a full night's work," remarked Holmes as he took off his hat and coat and rolled up his shirtsleeves.

MacDonald straightened his collar and walked back over to the door.

"If it's alright with ye I'll be turning in.  I have to ride to Tunbridge Wells first thing in the mornin with fresh men to relieve Fisher and Varlander."

"Make sure your men are aware of Menton's capacity to deceive.  He may try to divert your men away from Dr. Kempler.  I can tell you from first-hand experience that Menton is a master of misdirection."

"I'll put me men on guard for any distraction.  By the way, I had a wee bit of a time getting those records.  The clerk refused me request to access the files.  He said he didn't care if I was from the Yard and that Customs is an international body and was not beholding to me laws.  So I waited until he went home for the day, broke into the rooms and lifted the boxes.  Try to keep the files in good order men and I will return them when we have Menton in our grasp."

Watson was astonished.

"You mean to say you stole the records?" asked he.

"Ye might put it like that."

"Bravo Mr. Mac," praised Holmes.  "There is real hope for you."

MacDonald smiled and walked out through the door.  Watson hung his hat and coat on the back of the hall door and walked over to the boxes of papers.

"So what exactly are we looking for?"

Holmes had already ripped the cover off one of the boxes and was eagerly pulling out files.

"The means by which Menton brought Australian death adder snakes into this country.  I do not believe Customs would approve of such an import.  Menton must have disguised the shipment.  Perhaps we can see through his deception and in the process obtain the fiend's address," explained Holmes.

Watson started a fire while Holmes began sorting the documents.  Hours later after looking over warehouse logs, checking dock receipts and reading packing lists Watson started to tire.  He picked up another batch of papers, stood up and stretched his back.

"It is horrifying Holmes," stated Watson.

The detective did not look up from the dock receipt he was reading.  "What is horrifying Watson?"

"It is horrifying to imagine Menton becoming so callused as to dig up his wife's grave, tear off parts of her decayed body, then to send them in the post to his victims."

Holmes looked up at his companion.

"I have seen crimes of passion surface in a variety of forms Watson.  The greater the love, the more desperate the criminal acts.  When the love is denied, then only hate remains to feed the fire of revenge.  The hatred usually takes the form of a roaring lion or that of a snake.  Menton is a snake.  His blowgun is his fang and the decayed corpse of his deceased wife is his rattle.  He warns his victims like an adder by sending parts of her dead body to his prey before striking."

Holmes lowered his voice to a whisper.

"Then, when all is still, he loads his blowgun and patiently waits in total darkness until..."

Just then a knot in one of the fireplace logs exploded with an audible POP!

"Whaaat!" cried Watson as he quickly turned around.

Holmes laughed out-loud as the papers Watson was holding flew into the air.  The doctor held his chest and breathed deeply as he caught his breath.  A minute later, without saying a word, he sat back down and started to work again.  He was too embarrassed to voice any objections to Holmes' snickering glances.  It was almost an hour later before Watson broke the silence.

"Here's a possibility," suggested the doctor.  "It is from December of last year... a 'large tin' marked 'DANGEROUS TOXINS' delivered to a post office box in Sunbury."

Holmes sat up a little and thought for moment.

"It seems suspect Watson however I am afraid that avenue of investigation may only lead us to crimes not related to our present endeavor.  Here is another of the same sort... delivered two years ago last month... a 'large wooden box sealed with wax containing medical supplies' which was delivered to the London Zoo.  Let us set them aside for now.  If we find no other shed skins in the pit then we may pursue these."

It was about three o'clock in the morning when Watson fell asleep in the bed of papers.  Holmes was determined to work through the night.  He read paper after paper until he too nodded off around dawn.  Both men awoke several hours later.  Watson rubbed his eyes.  He was not sure which papers he had checked and which were still to be read.  Holmes grabbed another handful of dock receipts from a stack to his left and started reading again.  Watson threw his hands in the air.

"This is hopeless Holmes."

"Be a good chap and ring for breakfast will you?  We could both do with a hot meal," said he.

Watson stood up and stretched his legs and back.  He grumbled something about the hardness of the floor and walked over to the bell rope.  Just then Holmes jumped up from his heap of papers.

"Hulloa?  What have we here?  Watson!"

"What is it Holmes?"

"Two large wooden crates from the Australian voyage of the Aberdeen steamer the Southern Star three months ago.  They were noted as having small air holes and the words 'LABORATORY MICE' stamped on the top and sides."

Watson recalled the box in which Dr. Sanders kept the hospital records, was marked identically.

"Could Menton have used the same method of bringing venomous snakes into the country as the research team did three years ago?" suggested he.

"It is quite possible Watson, those mice had a stormy voyage.  The crates were delivered to 110 Brixton Avenue, Blackwall.  If you recall, Menton contacted Bennett in a Blackwall pub to assist in my ambush at Waterloo Station.  It is circumstantial at best but it is all we have.  I'll wire Mac and have him bring his men.  We must find Menton before it is too late."

A knock on the door presented Mrs. Hudson with a telegram.  After thanking the woman and opening the dispatch, Holmes turned to Watson.

"Charles Menton has been spotted in the Kent area.  He and his sister were seen last night driving past Kempler's estate by Mac's men.  The inspector has not yet found where Menton is hiding but the fiend must be planning his next attack on Dr. Kempler.  Our presence in Kent is both requested and required.  It is imperative Watson that we assist Mac at once."

"We need to keep Menton from firing his blowgun again."

"On the contrary my good fellow, we need to give him a target."

Holmes stepped into his room and emerged several minutes later carrying a carpetbag containing costumes and make-up materials.

"Just as a magician will switch one card for another without the spectator being aware, I will switch with Dr. Kempler and draw Menton from his lair."

"It is too risky Holmes.  A poisonous dart in your neck and he will have won."

"I will take precautions Watson.  A thick layer of spirit-gum and grease paint will go far to stop an assault.  If we are diligent, we will have our man before he gets a shot off.  Grab your revolver and your medical bag if you would Watson.  We can dine en-route."

 

 

An hour-and-a-half later after a light breakfast during the train ride, Holmes and Watson stepped onto the station platform at Tunbridge Wells.  Inspector MacDonald was there to meet them.

"Kempler is next on his list alright," declared the inspector as he led Holmes and Watson down the steps to the road leading to town.  "Me men have been hidin' about the area and have spotted the fiend and his sister on several occasions.  The men did not however have the opportunity to get a shot off."

"I pray the police presence has not been detected by the Mentons.  It would destroy our plans to deceive him."

"We have been extremely careful in all regards Mr. Holmes.  However, we have a wee bit of a situation on our hands.  Let me begin by telling ye that Dr. Kempler is a beastly brute of a man.  And he is about as stubborn as an Irish mule.  He refuses to hide from Menton or heed any of me advice."

"It is necessary that I meet him in order to prepare my plan of disguise," stated Holmes.

"I am afraid that is impossible Mr. Holmes.  He made it very clear that he does not want any policemen around his house and he has threatened to shoot anyone who comes too close."

"This is most interesting Mr. Mac."

"That's not the worst of it.  According to Kempler's neighbor, the man goes to the Camberwell Episcopal Church every Sunday to listen to his only daughter play the organ.  Kempler's wife died during his daughter's birth twenty-five years ago.  He has no other family."

Inspector MacDonald reached into his upper coat pocket and produced a small notebook with which he referred.

"His daughter's name is Christina Sellers.  She is married, lives in a flat on Front Street in Camberwell with her husband John.  Kempler never misses a Sunday of Church services and an after-services dinner with his daughter and her husband.  The doctor is extremely proud of his daughter's musical talents.  I am sure no one could stop him from goin' to Church to-morrow to watch her play."

"It's the kind of routine that Menton has capitalized on to attack his victims," stated Holmes.

"Is it conceivable to think that he would commit murder in a house of God?" asked Watson.

"Not only conceivable Watson but probable," replied Holmes.

"What exactly is ye'r plan Mr. Holmes?" asked the inspector.

"I need to get a first hand look at Dr. Kempler.  But our first stop is the telegraph office.

 

 

Sherlock Holmes sent two telegrams.  The first wire was to Christina Sellers explaining the danger in which her father was in and explained Holmes' plan to switch places with Kempler.  If she valued her father's life she must play along with the deception.  The second wire was sent to Dr. Kempler disguised as a telegram from his daughter.  She explained that she was invited to play the pipe-organ at the Episcopal Church in Sunbury and that he was to attend services there to-morrow to see her play.

Holmes, Watson and MacDonald were hiding in the bushes outside Kempler's house when the dispatch was delivered.  When Kempler came to the door he snatched the telegram from the delivery boy, looked around the front-yard while he fished in his pocket, then gave the lad a small tip.  It was just enough time for Holmes to get a good assessment of the man.  Kempler was well over six feet in height and over three hundred pounds in weight.  He was bald with a bushy black and grey beard; bushy black eyebrows and he wore thick spectacles.

The next morning Holmes emerged from his hotel room looking the part.

"Its amazing Mr. Holmes," remarked Inspector MacDonald.  Kempler's mother herself wouldn't be any the wiser." 

"Wait until to you see Watson.  I had to disguise him as well since Menton knows us both by sight."

Watson stepped out the room wearing a yellow dress, white shawl and large bonnet.  He wore a gray woman's wig and even shaved his modest mustache for the occasion.  MacDonald laughed out loud.

"In the name of all that is good Doctor ye are truly a man of justice.  Or should I be sayin' a woman of justice."

"Very funny inspector.  It was the only other costume which Holmes saw fit to pack."

"You make a convincing woman Watson," remarked Holmes.  "However you need to work on your walk.  Try taking smaller steps and don't move your arms."

Watson walked up and down the hall wearing very tight, high-heeled shoes once to practice.

"Bravo, my good fellow.  I say you have mastered the opposite sex.  Let us be on our way without further delay," stated Holmes.

The three men walked down the steps to the lobby of the hotel.  Watson almost tripped down the stairs walking in heels.  All three men looked around cautiously while Holmes adjusted the bulky padding under his coat.  MacDonald peered outside and noted that it was starting to rain.  Then he turned and nodded to his disguised comrades.

"All clear.  Varlander and Fisher who ye already know are dressed in plain clothes."  MacDonald produced his pocket watch from his waistcoat and glanced at it.  "They are by this time at the Church and in place.  I also have two more of me men positioned outside the Church to give ye cover Mr. Holmes.  I will station me-self in the antechamber in the front of the Church."

"Excellent Inspector.  While you're standing around, you can say a little prayer."

 

 

The trip to the Episcopal Church was uneventful.  It started to rain a little harder.  They arrived just before the service began to minimize the risk of Holmes having to talk to anyone in the congregation who knew Dr. Kempler.  It was most fortunate that Kempler was not well-liked.  Most everyone who Holmes met as he entered the Church did not address him.  For the few people who did converse, Holmes held a handkerchief to his nose and proclaimed to have a cold to cover his voice.  Watson followed a short distance from Holmes to aide in the illusion.  The doctor was still struggling with his high heels as he walked in and sat on the other side of the main hall from Holmes.  There was no sign of the Mentons.

The Reverend Elias Manchester delivered the invocation; the opening hymns were sung; and the collection and announcements were made before the sermon began.  The minister then stood behind a pedestal in the bow of the pulpit, opened his Bible and looked up to his congregation.

"May God help us understand and heed his words this morning.  Amen.  As many of you know I attend the New Testament Conference in Birmingham every year.  It commenced this week and I met several clergymen for the first time as well as seeing many old friends of the cloth.  One Lutheran minister, whom I made a new acquaintance with, wrote to-day's sermon for us and asked that I deliver it this morning.  His name is Reverend Charles Lowerton of Greenwich."

Holmes sat up in his pew and looked over to Watson as the minister continued.

"The passage I will read is from Corinthians II, Chapter 7, Verse 11."

 

"For behold this selfsame thing, that ye sorrowed after a godly sort, what carefulness it wrought in you, yea, what clearing of yourselves, yea, what indignation, yea, what FEAR, yea, what vehement DESIRE, yea, what ZEAL, yea, what REVENGE!"

 

Holmes jumped up on the pew and tore off his bald cap, spectacles and over-sized coat.  The padding under his coat flew into the adjacent pew.

"Watson, the game is afoot!"

Watson stood up, pulled off his wig and high heels and tossed them into the air.  Both men ran to the entrance of the Church.  All the people in the congregation sat with their mouths open in shock.  Never had they seen such a spectacle during a sermon.  Varlander and Fisher also jumped out of their pews and followed Holmes and Watson.  The four men met up with MacDonald and ran out of the Church.  A police wagon with fresh horses was hidden across the street, ready for action.  Varlander and Fisher climbed onto the top of the wagon while Holmes, Watson and MacDonald climbed inside.  Fisher snapped the reins and they headed for Greenwich.  Watson worked out his dress and into his clothes as Holmes pulled at his fake beard.

"I pray we are not too late gentlemen."

 

 

When they arrived at the Greenwich Home for Women the rain had stopped and the sun started to peek through the scattering clouds.  Varlander and Fisher stayed with the wagon as Holmes, Watson and MacDonald ran up the stairs to Miss Emily Lowerton's apartment.  There was no reply to a knock on the door and they were about to force it open when the Landlady appeared with a key.  MacDonald unlocked the door and threw it open.  Emily Lowerton's body lay twisted up in a knot by an open window.  It was a most strange and bizarre sight.  The poor woman was holding an open umbrella outside the window when she took the dart in her cheek.  As she fell backwards into the apartment the umbrella caught on her sleeve and kept her from falling to the floor.  She ended up kneeling on one knee with her hands held up and clasped together.  She appeared as if she were praying.

No one said a word as they repositioned and covered the body.  The landlady sobbed uncontrollably.  Watson tried to console her and led her out of the room and into the parlour.  Then the men walked slowly down to the wagon and informed the others of the tragedy.

"Where to now Mr. Holmes?" asked Mike Fisher.

Holmes produced a dock receipt from his pocket and unfolded it.

"110 Brixton Avenue, Blackwall."

  

 

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